"Fapstronaut™ One" Tee
Astronauts wear space suits, and athletes wear jerseys, but what does a Fapstronaut™ wear? The Fapstronaut One tee, of course! Each shirt is woven with a special invisible layer of superpowers that will definitely probably help you be a total badass and crush urges to watch porn.
• Fine jersey
• Slim fit
• Double stitched
• Made in the USA, sweatshop free